Thursday, February 16, 2006

We speak only British English

The other day I was watching the movie 'Flavors' with friends (an aside: if you haven't watched the movie yet, do so! Its pretty funny and cool). In one of the scenes, one of the characters explains to an American woman that he can't follow her too well since he speaks and follows only "British English"! How true! When I landed up in the US for the first time, in spite of coming with the tag of "I speak good English", it was quite an experience interacting with the people here.

I had teamed up with two other future UC Davis students, E and F while coming here. We arrived in at the San Francisco airport and then took the airporter to Davis. We arrived at my apartment about 12.30a at night (yeah, I had already chosen my apartment and apartment-mates from India). The apartment manager was fortunately still up and helped us with our suitcases to my apartment. There, to my dismay, we found that the apartment was locked. Fortunately, we found a note from R (my future roomie) that she was out for a b'day party and would be back soon. Now we had the task of convincing the apartment manager that we weren't trespassers and that our arrival was anticipated.

So E, F and me explained that I was the 'Archana' mentioned in the note and that R was expecting me and that we would wait for her arrival. The apartment manager listened to us carefully for sometime and finally asked, "Do any of you speak English?" What!?!!! For goodness sake, we had been speaking in English :-(!

The next shock came when most of the people I spoke to said that I spoke too fast. Again, I was zapped. Whenever I watched American movies back in India, I used to think that all the American actors spoke way too fast and here they were accusing me of speaking too fast. Anyways, I slowed down a bit. Now, I had the pleasure of watching all the people staring intently at my lips while I spoke. They were basically trying to lip-read to comprehend what I was saying! Yikes!

Next came the pronounciation part. For some reason, whenever I said 'A', people heard it as 'E'. Similarly when I said 'T', people heard 'D'. Of course, I had to have a first name which has 3 A's in it. So, everytime I spelt out my name out for anyone, they would carefully write down 'ErchEnE'. I still have this problem. So, nowadays, I *always* spell out my name like "My name is Archana. A as in apple, R as in Robert..." and so on. It takes a while to finish spelling out, but at least I no longer get mail addressed to 'Erchene'.

All the above mentioned problems mostly happened with the native English speakers. For the people from other countries, since they themselves had their own brand of accents from their home-country, trying to decipher each other was a fun and mutually-challenging task. But, I soon found there were problems with that too.

UC Davis has a wide diversity among the grad students. However, the undergrad student population is almost completely made up of Americans or second-generation American descendants of non-Americans, especially Chinese. The latter group formed a huge bulk of the undergrad student population. As a Teaching Assistant (TA), I was assigned to teach C to freshers. My co-TA, S, was a fresh-off-the-boat Chinese guy. His English had a thick Chinese accent and I had a hard time understanding him. We both had to take "discussion" classes for the students to discuss homeworks and programming problems.

S's turn to teach came before mine did. I decided to sit through that class to see how he taught (and get tips). When he started teaching the class, I tried really hard to follow him. From what he wrote on the board, I knew he was covering all the essential concepts, but I could not follow much of what he actually spoke out. But, surprise, surprise - the students seemed to be following him. And I gleefully thought, if the students could follow his accented and broken English, they shouldn't have too much trouble with my accented but gramatically correct English.

So when I went for my first discussion class and started to teach, I looked around for signs of comprehension. Blank faces stared back from all corners. When the class got over, I was disappointed that I had gotten far fewer comprehending glances than S had got. I was beginning to doubt my explanation skills when it suddenly struck me. Most of these kids had Chinese parents. Most probably they were used to hearing a Chinese accent at home. While an Indian accent was a whole new ball game altogether. At the end of that quarter, guess who got the most number "I can't understand her" on their teaching-review?

Slowly though, I began to pick up the rules of speaking English the American way.Don't get me wrong here. For the life of me, I just CANNOT talk with an American accent. The only word I pronounce differently from the time I was in India is 'schedule'. And that's because the word crops up so often in conversations that it is easier to pronounce 'ske-dule' instead of confusing people with the Indian pronounciation. But - I have managed to pick up the intonation, tone and manner of speaking. So, if I speak slowly and enunciate the words clearly and follow the general American speaking pattern, people can understand me.

In UC Davis, by my third quarter, there was not even one "I can't understand her" on my teaching-review (hooray). And now that people could finally follow me, they were struck by the "good" English that I spoke. Not many people knew that, in India, most of us are taught English almost right from the time we get out of the crib. So they thought that it was wonderful that I could speak so fluently so soon after landing in the US ;-)!

Now, at work, again we have people from a whole bunch of countries. I am able to get comfortably by with my English and I no longer have to keep reminding myself to slow down.

Of course, even now, sometimes, I do encounter people who have difficulty understanding what I say. Oh well, sometimes, I can't understand what the other person is trying to tell either. I guess it all evens out! But at least, no one has since asked me "do you speak English?" after hearing me talk!!

p.s. My experiences trying to understand others in the USA would make a whole post by itself :-)!


Ricky said...

Yeah! Before coming to U.S, I was always wondering what is like to speak 'American'? American english is different in many ways from what we have learnt back home. The reson is we didn't have many opportunities to practice the language with Native speakers.

I have been in the U.S for about two years now and it is a kind of a OK. I'm able to understand and use it! :)

spark said...

that's surprising. and i always thought it's so easy for us indians to speak to them! i only had the occasional conference calls. that was difficult to follow, but i blamed it on the network :-D

Saranya Kishore said...

Hey Arch!
Enjoyed this post a lot! As I could relate to it very well, except I have never been a TA.
Typical Arch-ish post. :) Nice.
Erchene -- tooooo funnny :)

Ginkgo said...

go ahead and post em all..
why wudnt we be happy to hear the the no of times u tripped:P

Rahul Obla said...

Interesting topic Erchene ! ;o). Reminds me of a time when I sent a mail at work saying 'The Meeting has been 'Pre-poned' from 10am to 9am'. Pretty much, no one understood that term!!....

Archana Bahuguna said...

I can totally relate with Erchene, Archana :-). I could have never imagined in India that "Archana" could be that tough. For 'Inder' what happens is, they say "'In the' what?" :-)
Last time at the airport, I had a hard time telling the coffee shop owner that I want to have "Tea"! I would have pronounced it at least in 10s of different ways to get my job done.

Ginkgo said...

had u said in Hindi, "chai' they wud have understood immediately:)
strange are the ways eh :-D

but the way they respond when they dont get u, sometimes gets on my nerves...

u say something..and the other person goes..'Say what'
I dunno abt others, but to me sounds so rude..

Archana said...

Ricky - I think in places like California, Americanese has evolved into some hybrid mixture of a variety of accents. So I guess even with the US, there is no one common 'American' language :-)!

Spark - ah, the easy part is speaking to them. The difficult part is them understanding you ;-)! "Not my fault" IS the best adaptation technique :-P!

Saranya - oh, you haven't been a TA? You've missed out on it! Being a TA is a good experience. Especially when you get a TA class with fun students, it is simply great :-)!

Ginkgo - enna oru nalla ennam X-(!

Rahul - I know! It was a loooong time before I realized that pre-poned is a word coined by Indians :-).

Archana - "'in the' what"!! Hahahaha - that's funny :-D!

Gingko - I know! The other response "what was that" is also not too great. I guess its not the words as much as the expression which goes with the words!!

Shilpa said...

I can totally relate to what you are saying. Many ppl tell me 'oh ur english is so good' and I when I tell them that we speak English in India...they kinda find it hard to believe. I think the general image is that India is like a village filled with cows and snake charmers. And lets not forget the Maharajas on elephants.

And abt spelling; well imagine how they would have killed my last name
(subramaniam) - they start spelling the first syllable and then give up - ofcourse when i insist on ppl calling me by first name and they give a sigh of relief...

Archana said...

I think we need to thank the likes of Gurinder Chadda for the wonderful image of India that has been created in the minds of foreigners!!

Heheh, I am not even going to go near my last name. By the time I finish spelling it out, people would have long since given hope of my ever finishing...:-D!

Shilpa said...

yeah...i stopped correcting the image...its often quite funny...when ppl ask me if we use elephants for transportation...i simply say yes..that all of us at home had their 'own' elephant...that i used to goto school on one...LOL at their expression when I say that...

Saranya Kishore said...

LOL @elephants.
Arch, I thought there were more Indians in Cal than reat of US.
Right now, I feel like I am in India ;), surrounded by Indians only. Americans feel a little left out at work.

yes I guess I did miss out on that, though I would have made a terrible one :(

brute said...

somehow we indians manage everything

prasanna said...

Yup, Flavors is worth watching once. Interesting how the accent differs in different part of U.S. These days, I can do a decent job of figuring out if the person is from the coast or a Southerner or a from southern parts of mid-west.

When I first talked to the President of my present company over phone, I was totally surprised to hear her Tennesse accent (read: Southerner).

These days, I try to speak slowly with some stress and pause and that does the trick most of the times.

Archana said...

Shilpa - hehehe :-)! I don't think I have told the elephant story. But I have become very vexed on different occassions when people act extremely incredulous when I tell them that we do have access to the internet in India!!!

Saranya - yeah, I know. Desis rule in the Bay Area. My parents liked that a LOT when they visited me :-). Ah, you wouldn't know how good a teacher you can be till you have tried it :-)!

Brute - we are always the great adapters :-)!

Prasanna - I follow the stress and pause trick too :-). I cannot figure out most accents though. However, I can figure out a bit of the southern drawl - that's because I find it funny :-D!