Me: So, what do I get if I do you this favor?
Friend-1: A prize.
Me: Ooooh, really? What is it? What is it?
Friend-1: Oh, I can't tell you now! The prize is a secret!
Me: Okay, I am done! Where is my secret prize?
Friend-1 (in a sad voice): I can't give it to you! Otherwise it will no longer be a secret.
Me: You so don't look like Keanu Reeves.
Friend-2: Of course I do! I know I look like Keanu Reeves.
Me: Yeah right! Other people are supposed to tell you that!
Friend-2: No way! I am the only person who has looked at my face every single day of my life. I should know better than anyone else whether I look like Keanu Reeves!
(While listening to this song from the Tamil movie Bheema)
Me: Man, this song sounds very familiar.
Friend-3: Obviously it does! After all it is composed by Harris Jeyaraj. Didn't you know Harris Jeyaraj is very popular among all OOPS managers?
Me: Huh!?! No. Why?
Friend-3: No one else has mastered the concepts of reusability, inheritance and polymorphism quite as much as he has!
--------p.s. In case you are wondering, nopes - did not make any of this up!