This evening, my mom found a funny "poem" on an aged newspaper clipping tucked inside one of the books mom and dad bought at the library book sale last month. We had a good laugh reading it. I searched for it online and of course, the Great Google located a soft copy for me. Here it is, for your reading pleasure. And oh, this "poem" is specially dedicated to cheer Rads up :-).
When God passed out brains,
I thought he said trains,
And I missed mine.
When God passed out looks,
I thought he said books
And didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,
I thought he said beers
And asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs,
I thought he said kegs
And asked for two fat ones.
When God passed out noses,
I thought he said roses
And asked for a big red one.
When God passed out heads,
I thought He said beds
And asked for a big soft one.
When God passed out hips,
I thought he said lips
And asked for two large round ones.
God am I a mess.
I thought he said trains,
And I missed mine.
When God passed out looks,
I thought he said books
And didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,
I thought he said beers
And asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs,
I thought he said kegs
And asked for two fat ones.
When God passed out noses,
I thought he said roses
And asked for a big red one.
When God passed out heads,
I thought He said beds
And asked for a big soft one.
When God passed out hips,
I thought he said lips
And asked for two large round ones.
God am I a mess.
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TGIAF* folks!
* Thank God its almost Friday.
p.s. couldn't find the name of the original author of poem.
9 comments:
got me the giggles :)
What a poem indeed!!
too good :P
hilarious! fantastic poem!!
That was soooo spot on :) It has me laughing out loud!
haha, the hips part is right on. :)
Thanks dear. Don't know what I'd do without folks like you around. :)
:D :D :D
:D
So happy to have brought cheer to so many folks :-D!
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