I am subscribed to receive CNN Breaking News emails (I don't remember since when or how). Here is a sequence of emails I received:
CNN Breaking News [March 20, 2008, Evening]
-- The State Department says security on Barack Obama's passport file has been breached, campaign officials tell CNN.
CNN Breaking News [March 21, 2008, Early Morning]
-- Hillary Clinton's passport file was breached in 2007, Secretary of State Rice told Clinton, according to the senator's office.
CNN Breaking News [March 21, 2008, Morning]
-- The State Department confirms John McCain's passport file was breached as well as Obama and Clinton's files.
I have no clue at all as to what "passport file breaching" means or why it is significant. But going by the mad rush from all the presidential candidates to jump in and say that their passport files got breached too, I am convinced it is some important achievement which anyone vying for president-ship should definitely have to be considered viable.
I am looking at president-ship circa 2028. Now, how do I go about getting my passport file breached?
p.s. Just in case you were wondering, pliss to note, I am just kidding about the passport breaching bit. So pliss to not offer services for breaching passport.